"He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it." -Moby Dick

   




 
There was this lady one day, 
 Whom could travel much faster than light,
  She departed one day,
   In a relative way,
    And she arrived... the previous night!